Lately I haven't been on my A game, at least not when it comes to traveling with my vibrator. I just got back from a trip to Belfast, in Northern Ireland, and a TSA agent very nearly took my vibrator out of its little black satin pouch and gave it a swab. I've never exhaled as sharply as when I saw him opt for my laptop instead.
And then there was my recent trip to New York. I was in the hotel lobby, checking into my room on the very top floor of that very tall building, when I felt a vibration coming from my suitcase. I brushed it off as reverb from the subway passing underneath me. But a few minutes later my suitcase was still pulsing. "What is that vibrating?" I asked out loud, like I had truly been born yesterday.
I made it all the way up the elevator full of people and into my room on the 29th floor before I unpacked my bag and realized — ruby-faced — that my Com wand vibrator by Dame had been buzzing the whole time.
Luckily for you, we have a guide for how to travel with a sex toy so you can avoid these very rumbles — er, fumbles, on your next trip. |
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